The Russians rush to God.

The U.S. doesn’t know who us is anymore.

The bigots are gay and straights are illegal.

The murderer is an author. The victim is dead.

The top soloists are from youtube.

The Beatles bugged everyone but Bowie sings with Bing.

And now; they say; Christopher Columbus didn’t discover anything.

Nixon told lies. Reagan couldn’t recall.

Carter lusted and Clinton acted on it.

Now us aliens say “we’re here”, let freedom ring!”

let’s all go back home, The tell us,Christopher Columbus didn’t discover anything!