I thought my eyes were starting to tire,

or dirty glasses,

no the house was smoke filled,  fire!

Dirty luck.

Good news; fire’s out… yet water damage.

Smoke on the water.

Good news;  there was nothing in the fridge but socks and cabbage.

Can’t get any worse.

Ground line destroyed  but my boss called on my cell phone, I’m fired.

That job wasn’t so hot anyhow,

selling fire insurance.

You’d think my girlfriend would’ve bought by now,

That flame went out months ago.