Doing Broadway last night

every towns got one right?

this guy’s braggin’ spilling his guts.

He can take anyone. No ifs or buts

This doll walks up and says “Where’s my money?”

He begins to cry “I just… need some time honey.”

She backhands him. “I aint your honey bum.”

Two thugs from Catalina’s burst in;  “Times up chum.”

Machine gun spray aimed just at him. We ducked anyway.

He slumped back in his chair nothin’ alive, but an arm sway.

It made an impression.

We learned a lesson

When you deal with that blond chick. Don’t try to be funny.

She charges high interest, and don’t call her honey.

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