The Richest Man in Town!

She said ;”You’re up to something.”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“Last time you went for aspirin, you never came back.”

“Ah Nobody knows me like you.”

She said; “Every once in awhile, you break my heart.”

“What about me?  Mine stays broke all the time.”

She stepped forward and began to beat my chest.

“Why do I love you.? You bum, unfaithful, lying, good for nothin!”

“Ah, nobody knows me like you.”

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