“Hello, you’re our next caller.”

“Men don’t mature they just grow taller!”


“Selfish, overpaid male counterparts,

notchin’ belts with broken hearts.

Looking in the mirror as best he could,

over grown belly, thank he’s looking good.

Went to school, still unwise.

My pain is real, his head in the skies!”

“Caller, today’s theme is; Baking pies.”

“Great, my man’s always cooking up lies!